Jessica Alfieri

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• Valuable Knowledge

  Jun 7, 2008 tagged as cellulite, legs, shorts, summer

  Summertime legs:

  1. If the bend of your knee forms a right angle with the floor, you have significantly reduced your chances of showing cellulite. Tall girls have an easier time of this.*
  2. On subways and other transportation with bucket seating, edge forward such that no skin touches the seat. Not only do the legs remain unsquished, but untouched by OPS (other people’s stickiness).
  3. This one is simple: do not make them orange.

  *(Yes, everybody has at least one dimple.)