Jessica Alfieri

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Posts from August, 2008

  • Niche Market

    Aug 20, 2008 tagged as Nebraska

    Number one Nebraska attraction I regret not checking out: Licorice International.

    Think of all those free samples and aftertastes we could have enjoyed.


  • How Not To: Spend Your Anniversary

    Aug 20, 2008 tagged as anniversary, Eric, Italian
    1. Maintain regular schedule and go to Italian class
    2. Get out at 9:00 pm, hungry
    3. Eat an entire Chipotle burrito bowl (of which you usually save at least half) at 10:00 pm
    4. Lie on the couch in pain while watching gymnasts twist and twirl
    5. Half-sleep until 1:30 and go to bed, celebrationless

    (Friday is hereby designated Second Anniversary 2.0)


  • Two Years

    Aug 19, 2008 tagged as anniversary, Eric, wedding

    I’ve known him seven years; dated him four; been his wife for two.

    And I still really like this guy.

    I’m not going to make a habit of being publicly sentimental, but I’m really glad that he’s still around after the many, many times I have freaked him out.

    Like when he ate all the food in my single-girl refrigerator and I… may have yelled a bit.

    Or when, while consuming that food, he left crumbs everywhere and I… did a little huffing and puffing, furiously wiping up after him.

    Or any of the times when I suggested that maybe it was time to break up, and instead of agreeing, he gave me this look:

    And a hug.

    My point here is, I’m less crazy thanks to him.  And also nicer, calmer, more flexible, happy…

    I’m more of all the things I like about me because of him.


  • Found

    Aug 19, 2008 tagged as airport, bathroom, bills, Omaha

    In a bathroom at the Omaha airport:

    I’m so glad they put the cards into the baggy. Because that barrier definitely makes me feel safe taking one.

    As with relationship advice, I think it’s a pretty good practice to avoid financial guidance that comes from a bathroom stall.


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