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Paesano Style
Five Things I’m Going to do Today
1. Breathe something like 20,000 times. What? This is totally a to-do list item (for me and every other allergy-addled sucker in this supposedly concrete city).
2. Reap the benefits of having prepped this recipe last night, which means I only have to cook one thing tonight.
3. One hundred swings. (This video is for all the lonely men out there.)
4. Take one hundred photographs, and totally unrelated, pay two bills.
5. Drink 144 ounces of water and swallow between four and seven pills.
You are now duly enthralled.
