Posts from October, 2009
Ladies and gentlemen, please stop soaking your books and newspapers in liquid (pouring over them),
and also stop holding your sad financial status over the heads of same reading materials (pooring over them),
so you can start carefully reviewing the material at hand already (poring over them).
I think we’re going to look back on this period of literally expressed expressions (“…blah blah blah, sigh…”) as modern writing’s “awk” high school years. The tabloid period. Post-post-post modern. None of us can be bothered to show anymore, so we just tell. IN. ALL. CAPS.
Last night, Dream-Me dyed my hair a gorgeous auburn and swung my tresses around like the girl in the old Prell commercials.
The only thing keeping Not-Dream-Me from trying that is I’ll never be able to recover my exact original color. Which leads me to think they need to roll out an undo button for hair dye.
Until then, I’ll just wait until all my strands go gray and then go red.
I’m not going to attempt to dissect the politics, I just love this photo.
And this guy’s face: Rawr, how do you like my cheap milk now?
PETA should love this one.