Jessica Alfieri

writes everything you see here.

• Things I Have Contemplated Typing into Emails Today

  Dec 9, 2009 tagged as email

  1.  I’m not coming because I don’t want to.

  2.  Actually, I’d really prefer it if you wouldn’t waste my time.

  3.  No.

  4.  It does not help.  (in response to “I hope this helps.”)