Jessica Alfieri

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• Inadvertent Funny

  Dec 18, 2009 tagged as good news

  Every morning I blearily skim the half-cheesy, half-lovely Daily Good newsletter that cheerily finds its way into my inbox around 7:00am.  “Hello?  Remember us?  We’re here to tell you there’s good in the world — it’s really not all limping puppies and sad clowns…”  But today’s glance at it had me deeply concerned.

  Cowart* used the Internet months ago to spread his idea: shoot everyday people, especially the disadvantaged, the homeless, people down on their luck and struggling families.

  He used the internet for it?  And then he wiped out the underprivileged?  What a twisted bastard.  What kind of world are…

  OH, SHOOT WITH A CAMERA!  RIIIGHT!**

  (I was half-asleep.)

  *His name doesn’t help.  I immediately skip the “t” and think “coward”.  Admit it, YOU DO TOO.

  **It’s still a weird story.