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• How Not To: Spend Your Anniversary

  1. Maintain regular schedule and go to Italian class
  2. Get out at 9:00 pm, hungry
  3. Eat an entire Chipotle burrito bowl (of which you usually save at least half) at 10:00 pm
  4. Lie on the couch in pain while watching gymnasts twist and twirl
  5. Half-sleep until 1:30 and go to bed, celebrationless

  (Friday is hereby designated Second Anniversary 2.0)

  Aug 20, 2008 anniversary Eric Italian

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