Jessica Alfieri
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Angry Boobs
(From the JCrew final sale)
The above half of the bikini does nothing but enrage the body parts it’s intended to cover. The result isn’t “how fashionable,” or “oh, she looks slim,” but the much rarer, “her boobs actually look angry with each other; is that possible?”
Other, more attractive suiting options are available at the site, along with tons of other new sale items, which you’d think would be great, but it’s making me angry like the bathing suit.
I bought a pair of jeans not two months ago, and those same jeans are being sold now for less than half of my price. JCrew is just teaching customers not to buy fresh stuff anymore since the “final sale” seems to be on a regular cycle.
Banana Republic made the same mistake a while ago; the time between fresh and the sale rack was often a matter of weeks, so I stopped buying stuff altogether. The word “sale” implies something special, not just a regular cycle of reducing prices. JCrew - charge what the stuff is worth, and cut the crap.
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