Jessica Alfieri

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• Trifecta

  Nov 17, 2009 tagged as crushes

  I think it’s an interesting definition of self to identify your crushes out in the big, bad world.  You are what you like, maybe?

  My three archetypes, I think, are a fairly good representation, or mushing together, if you will (OH MY GOD WHAT IF YOU WON’T), of my husband’s most excellent traits:

  1.  Peyton Manning (Perhaps the most talented guy known for being a team player ever, and Tom Brady can suck it.)

  2.  Joel McHale (The perfect measure of funny, pretty, and jerk.)

  3.  Mike Rowe (Alternate: Bear Grylls.  I’ll say I prefer Mike because I’ve never seen him eat a testicle.)